Welcome to the world of Ouchy Stuff!
An Australian BDSM site with unusual, quirky, and all sorts of other stuff to cater to your sadistic, or masochistic, pleasures.
Explore our unique range of locally designed and made BDSM ouchy stuff.
We have spiky stuff, nasty stuff, sensual stuff, and even stuff that’s simply useful. Explore our site and find new ways to extend your BDSM world.
Spiky Stuff
Delight in the pain our shibari spikes can give your poor suffering victim. Our favourites are the shibari spikes. However, perhaps you need a “nice” spiky insert for someone’s bra, or even their knickers. If you’re really feeling nasty, how about a spiky penis or nipple vice?
Nasty Stuff
Some of our stuff, depending on how it is used, can be just plain nasty. For example, check out our Bear Claws or Ishidaki kneeling boards.
Sensual Stuff
Our spiky rollers are great for sensation play, when you don’t want to get too nasty. Some stuff even rewards, rather than punishes, your ouchee.
Useful Stuff
Tired of your spiky things getting tangled in your ropes? Had enough of spiking yourself on a wartenberg wheel? Keep losing those pesky small clamps? Check out our of range of stuff to help such awful problems.
Unique Ouchy Toys
Everything we sell has been designed and made here in Brisbane by Sir Ouchy.
Obviously, there are some existing designs we’ve taken and redesigned the way we want them, but even then they’ve been designed in CAD from the ground up. For instance, there are only so many ways to do a shibari spike, but we’ve redesigned them and added a presentation box to our version of the spikes. However, some of our designs are brand-new concepts you won’t find anywhere else. For instance, check out The Game of Ouch!
Got an idea?
Have a great idea? Something you want that we don’t yet have?
Share your idea with us. If we like it, and assuming Sir Ouchy can design it, we’ll start making them and we’ll send you the very first one, completely free, so you can test it out.