Scrotum Vice

This is a nasty, and by that we mean potentially very nasty, little contraption. In fact, Sir Ouchy has insisted it gets a 5 on The Ouchy Factor scale, no matter how it’s used.

This isn’t intended to clamp down on your poor ouchee’s balls, we think that is a little too nasty for even the naughtiest of victims. This is mean to clamp down over the scrotum, above the balls, which should still be more than nasty enough.

This is essentially a longer version of our penis vice, and there’s no reason you can’t apply both at once, assuming you want your poor ouchee to have a very bad day indeed. If you want to buy these as a pair then it works out a little cheaper. You can find them as a pair here.

Though these were designed for use on a scrotum, they may well work on breasts and nipples, depending on your ouchee.

Do be careful losing this little beauty, and you do so at your own risk, or your hearing might get damaged by the volume of your ouchee’s screams!

If you’re feeling really kind to your ouchee though, these can also be reversed so you use the non-spiky sides of the vice on them. We’re not sure why anyone might want to do that but each to their own.