Pair of Vices

Yes, we all have lots of vices, but these are the squashy, clumpy, type of vices.

These are nasty, and by that we mean potentially very nasty, little contraptions. In fact, Sir Ouchy has insisted they both get a 5 on The Ouchy Factor scale, no matter how it’s used.

This is a pair of vices, consisting of our penis vice and our scrotum vice. It just works out a little cheaper if you want to buy them as a pair.

The scrotum vice isn’t intended to clamp down on your poor ouchee’s balls, we think that is a little too nasty for even the naughtiest of victims. This is meant to clamp down over the scrotum, above the balls, which should still be more than nasty enough. The penis vice, well, the name says it all.

Though these were designed for use on a penis and scrotum, they may well work on breasts and nipples, depending on your ouchee.

Do be careful losing these little beauties, and you do so at your own risk, or your hearing might get damaged by the volume of your ouchee’s screams!

If you’re feeling really kind to your ouchee though, these can also be reversed so you use the non-spiky sides of the vice on them. We’re not sure why anyone might want to do that but each to their own.